Or, as somebody put it (it could be me, but I don't think so. I just don't recall where I read it, but I suspect it was Ace) "Starting today, the world will run on rainbows and unicorn farts."
It's all better now. Have no fear, the Messiah is here!
UPDATE: In order to clarify things a bit, I should explain that, thanks to an exclusive GTW source in the Messiah's administration, I know that he is in the basement whipping up his magic potion now. The potion is comprised of equal parts Rainbow Juice and Unicorn Farts.
World peace, an end to global warming, and the end to the financial crisis should be solved by the end of the week.