Thursday, April 24, 2008

At long last, an update

Wow. Three solid months without a thing to say. Actually, that isn't true: I had things to say, just lacked the energy and interest to say them. Too much ground to cover, so I'll keep it short and sweet.

Bush sorta sucks. McCain kinda sucks. Clinton sucks. Obama really sucks. Carter sucks far worse than even Obama. Iran sucks. North Korea sucks. So do Syria, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Hamas, Hezbollah, al-Sadr, Matt Millen, and most everybody else. The ex-wife of one friend sucks. The soon-to-be-ex-wife of another friend sucks even more (and not in the good way). The "friend" who kept telling me how much she wanted to see me and then blew me off sucks. Microsoft and Sony suck.

Hope I haven't missed anybody.

Just remember. When in doubt, assume they suck.

Here's hoping I'll be back soon.