Tuesday, August 10, 2010

We could never be so lucky again

Welcome back to what I hope will be a reborn GTW. For starters, we have this piece from investors.com. In it, the authors ask if the incompetence, arrogance, stupidity, and corruption of the politicians in Washington will lead to a new revolution:

People are asking, "Is the government doing us more harm than good? Should we change what it does and the way it does it?"

My gut has long led me to believe that the current system in the US is hurtling towards disaster. Politicians are corrupt, and pass laws without any interest in how their constituents feel about it. And of course the judiciary has become the "go-to" place to implement progressive laws that most people oppose.

So on one level, yes I think we need to scrap the current system and start over. Call a new Constitutional Convention, and rewrite the Constitution, with additional safeguards to ensure that, down the road, the political class doesn't usurp the law to benefit themselves. This is, I guess, my "gut level" reaction.

Then my intellectual side kicks in- or as one might call it my "cynical bastard" side. Because while the Framers who met some 220 years ago were men of incredible achievement (both before and after the Convention), who took the best ideas out there and found a way to make them work, the only chance a new Convention would have is to completely exclude anyone who calls him or herself a "progressive" or a "liberal". Because they would destroy the whole thing, possibly on the spot, but certainly within a generation or so.

And like so many "progressive" ideas, it would seem innocent: "We need" they would say, "to protect the rights of X". And most people would agree. After all, it seems pretty sensible, and completely rational. But the liberal mindset can destroy anything, and turn anything to evil. So this section would be written in a way that would then be "interpreted" to mean something completely different by liberal judges (a redundancy, of course). And then it's off to the races!

There is nothing that a liberal can't turn around and morph into something other than what it is. If a law or a policy says A, liberals will turn it around and claim that it also means B. And then claim that it only sorta means A.

Think I'm making it up, or exaggerating? Fine. Tell me exactly where the word "abortion" appears in the US Constitution. Good luck. Start now.....

Give up? Okay. Well to a progressive, it's in the 14th amendment:



Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State.

Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may, by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.

Section 5. The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.



Now, if you're like me, you don't see it. But of course, if you're a progressive, then it's kinda sorta in there someplace, so it has to be made official. And thus abortion becomes a Constitutional Right. Ditto this year for gay marriage. "Wow! It's been there all along! Hiding in plain sight! How did we manage to miss that for 220 years?"

But some of us, who have actually read the Constitution in its entirety, also know about this little sentence:


"The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."

In other words, if it ain't explicitly in the Constitution, then it's none of Washington's damn business. Period. End of discussion. And I've yet to find the terms "abortion" and "gay marriage" in the Constitution. And this last sentence comprises what some experts in legal matters call "The 10th Amendment." Check that one out too.

Do you see my concern now? It's easy to say that government has gotten too big, too corrupt, too... whatever, and argue for a new constitution. And I'd agree with you. Except that I have a concern. Don't believe those that tell you gravity is the strongest force in the universe. Or any other science-y type thing. The most powerful force in the entire universe is The Law of Unintended Consequences. It's gotten the US- and the western world- to where we are now. And like a ball rolling down a hill, it's getting more and more powerful; and rolling faster and faster. Soon, we'll all look like Wile E. Coyote after yet another futile attempt at catching his dinner.

The only possible hope would be if we had men such as Madison and Washington to lead the movement. But we don't. I don't know if such men exist anymore, but if they do, they wouldn't be involved in this affair. So there's no chance.

America as a nation is doomed. Cause of death is liberalism. And apathy. The diseased body just doesn't care enough to fight anymore. We need to revise our entire system of government, but any attempt would be doomed at birth. Sad but true.

Monday, April 06, 2009

Vogon Poetry

Via Ace today, I found this little piece.  Here is the Messiah answering a question, with no help from his trusty teleprompter.  

The guy's a friggin' moron.  The entire time, he flounders around looking for an intelligent coherent thought.  With no success, of course.

It reminds me of an early scene in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".  Arthur and Ford Prefect have just been captured by the Vogons, and the Vogon captain, after reading some of his poetry, asks them for a critique.

Arthur decides to try and BS his way out of it.  The pair ramble around, trying to finish each other's thoughts, and finally decide that it perfectly encapsulates "whatever it is that the poem is about."

Read this transcript of the Messiah's speech, and tell me that's not what he's reaching towards.  He wants to find a solution to "whatever it is that the question is about".

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Here's a Fitting Metaphor

This one pretty much explains where global warming is at today. It's crashed and burned, because of internal flaws.

The only bad news is that we paid for the satellite. Of course, $280 million is nothing, compared to the seven or eight (or nine, or ten) trillion tax dollars the Messiah is gonna be pissing away in the next few years. So what the hell.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Cool video

And now, a little bit of mighty fine a'pickin and a'singin from the Soggy Bottom Boys...



Sunday, February 01, 2009

Can We talk?


Really cool image here.  This, folks, is what Teddy Roosevelt meant by "carry a big stick".

Still recall reading once that the overall firepower packed here is comparable to the entirety of WWII.  Everything used by everyone for the entire six years.

I'll be in my bunk.

Thanks to Grouchy Old Cripple for posting this earlier.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Dickhead

Matt Damon thinks that James Bond is an "imperialist".  Me, I think Matt Damon is a dumbass.

But then, I suppose I should bow before his amazing knowledge of all things international.  It's not as if I have a Political Science degree (to go with the History one) and he's... well, some women think he's a hunk.

Monday, January 26, 2009

There's one apple that fell right near the tree

Well this is pretty bizarre.  Who would have guessed that the whole Booth family was nuts?

On the other hand, I recall reading once that one of John Wilkes Booth's brothers saved a man from falling in front of a train.  The man he saved was (predictably, if you like irony), Robert T. Lincoln.  Son of Abraham.

Apparently they exchanged names, but the conversation didn't go too far after that.  Wonder why....

The comments are also fun.  Especially the whiny "I can't believe anyone would use violence" ones, and the "Lincoln was a racist" ones.  Amazing that lib-tards can espouse moral relativism regarding current affairs so strongly, but then expect everyone in history to have had the exact same morals as we do today.

But then, they're idiots.  Go figure.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

A Brave New World

So today marks the start of the New Era.  When oceans recede at the command of the Messiah.  Global Warming halts (it already has, since it was all a load of organic fertilizer, but no matter).  Islamic terrorism halts (wanna bet?) and so on.

Or, as somebody put it (it could be me, but I don't think so.  I just don't recall where I read it, but I suspect it was Ace) "Starting today, the world will run on rainbows and unicorn farts."

It's all better now.  Have no fear, the Messiah is here!

UPDATE:  In order to clarify things a bit, I should explain that, thanks to an exclusive GTW source in the Messiah's administration, I know that he is in the basement whipping up his magic potion now.  The potion is comprised of equal parts Rainbow Juice and Unicorn Farts.

World peace, an end to global warming, and the end to the financial crisis should be solved by the end of the week.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Proper use of history

Every week, preferably on Monday (my day off) I run over to look at the websites of Mark Steyn and Victor Davis Hanson.  I then read all their weekly ruminations in one delicious helping.

Today, in the very last sentence that I read on Dr. Hanson's site, I came across a wonderful bit.  This is the sort of comment that one can make when one is an actual historian, and is able to make analyses, detect historical trends, and so on.  (As opposed to just warning people that So-And-So is a Fascist, when in fact the opposite is true).

So with no further ado:

"...we have no media anymore, only a group of rather elite socializers who believe they play a key role in ensuring social justice by their enlightened ethical commentary.  A successful journalist in DC or New York is instead a social position, analogous to the thousands who lived in 18th-century Versailles, and occasionally were invited to dine with Louis himself."

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Change is coming!

Wow.  It looks like the Messiah is bringing real hope and change to Washington already.  Those poor bastards on Wall Street are taking a break from jumping out of windows to go down to D.C. and get a taste of Hopey-change.

Of course, they're all donating money to the Messiah's inauguration in order to do it.  It now appears that the banking industry has collectively ponied up  almost 4 Million bucks so these jackasses can attend the coronation of the Messiah.  More money than even the legal profession and Hollywood.

I'm shocked.  I thought that Wall Street was in the pocket of the Republicans (or vice versa), and that they didn't like his Obamaness.  Presumably the money they gave his campaign was to accomplish something important that would harm him, because they wanted so desperately for him to lose.

Ditto for the money they gave him while he was in the Senate.  The money that the media doesn't mention because it might sound a bit dicey if they inform us that, while the bankers were driving their own companies into the ground, they were donating piles of money to Democrats.  Goes against the Theme, you know.

What a bunch of hypocrites.  And the media is even worse.  They won't mention this, anymore than they mention the other bits of hypocrisy coming from His Worshipfullness.  But some of us will face the scorn of the Acolytes by pointing out that the investors going to rub shoulders with His Gloriousness might have reasons to do so.

About 700 billion reasons.  And counting.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Saving the economy

Well apparently, we're told, the Messiah and his minions are saving the economy already.  Obama junk is selling like the proverbial hotcakes, and helping keep the economy afloat.

By that logic then, I guess that all the pointless bumper stickers touting "Nothing accomplished" and "Bush lied, people died" kept the economy afloat during the Bush years.  So perhaps we should then credit Bush, because his fascistic policies kept these bumper sticker manufacturers afloat.  And thus, the economy kept functioning.

In that spirit, I call on all loyal readers (whoever you are) to do your part to keep the economy functioning.  Buy more stuff, and contribute more money to the government, so that the bankers can keep their huge bonuses!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Hey boys, take a look at this!

Hmmm.  Here's an interesting post.  Via GorillaMask.  Apparently, somebody pulled an "oopsie" and showed some softcore porn on Hamas' TV station.

Or did they....?  Maybe somebody really recognizes how messed up Muslims really are, and wants to show all the 'slammie terrorists what they're really missing.  Cuz I'm willing to bet there aren't any virgins in this crowd.

If you haven't guessed, NSFW.

And for the record, the whole thing could be faked, for all I know.  But I love the concept.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

There is a God!

Just a few minutes ago, I realized the two things that I most despise in this world.  Liberals, and Ohio State University.

Probably in that order.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

I'm back

Sorry to the mythical people that might be following this blog.  I lost interest, as there's no evidence that anybody ever actually reads what I write here, or cares.  Except for Ed....

So please, if you actually do come by here and read a post, make a comment.  As much as I'd like to make money off this, let's take baby steps.  At least acknowledge my effort.  For now, that's close enough to money....

Or if you're an eccentric millionaire, then drop me a note, and I'll enlighten you as to how you can contribute to the Greater Good.

Monday, September 08, 2008

A valid point

Just saw a quick little post by Mark Steyn.  He mentions a comment from one of his readers, who makes an excellent point: 

 "When Obama says he'll 'restore America's reputation' what it really means is that people who hate America will be delighted by his election.  Why so many Americans don't see it that way astounds me."

Amen, Brother.  Amen.

Saturday, September 06, 2008

Here's a Toughie

I wonder who they all think will win.  What would have the potential to be really shocking is if they took a vote on who they want to win.  I just bet that they all hope McCain wins.  Right?


Thursday, September 04, 2008

Huh???

This is the weirdest sports story ever.  I've heard some strange things coming out of our athletic teams- trust me, I'm a Detroit sports fan- but this takes it.

I can't even pretend to imagine I can conceive what the hell could have been going through Bell's "mind".


Wednesday, July 30, 2008

A bear of small brains

Linked from today's WSJ Best of the Web.

My question, which wasn't addressed is this: Was it a Hunny Jar?

Friday, July 18, 2008

The day the earth changed?




Hopefully this is what it appears to be:  part of a growing trend of people beginning to notice what some of us have known for months (or years):  The Messiah is a complete and utter empty suit.

Of course, in fairness even one of my liberal friends thinks so (or did a few months ago.  Not sure anymore).  But he added a caveat:  When the messiah does say something concrete, and makes an actual point, beyond "hope and change", it tends to be scary.

I really think this guy is kind of a dumbass.  Some disagree that he's actually brilliant, but I don't see it.  He's a Chicago politician (in the worst sense of the word), and he's Black.  The former gets him elected, the latter guarantees a fawning audience everywhere liberals gather.

He's just a complete non-entity.  Worth nothing, does nothing, deserves nothing.  I hope he gets not just beaten, but destroyed in November.


A big old thanks to Ace for printing the image. And for posting the original article which I've linked to here. If you don't already read Ace, then get over there now!!!

Hard Hitting Journalism

This would be much funnier if it weren't so true.  Good job, Onion.