Islam and its long war

Here we go again.  The muslims are fighting a war of infinite length, and most people don't seem to understand it.  It's just like the communists.... they're willing to fight for generations and centuries to achieve final victory.  The rest of the world, not understanding fully that there is a war going on; try to make nice, and only see the immediate future.

So lets get some perspective:  According to Hindi tradition, this site is the birthplace of Rama.  Given how long Hinduism has existed in India (at least 2000 years), I'd say this site was holy to the Hindus long before Islam came along, and of course archaelogy confirms this obvious fact.

As always, the Muslims came along, butchering and robbing; and saw a holy site.  "Aha" said they.  "A holy site for us to confiscate."  And they destroyed the temple, and built a mosque.  Later, they lost control of the area.  Eventually, radical Hindus destroyed the mosque, leading to bloodshed.  But the Muslims, of course, contend that the Site is "holy" to them, and therefore it belongs to them.  After all, they've been there for 400 years!

Now the lawyers (this being India, likely trained in the British tradition) have agreed.

Guess what?  THE MUSLIMS WON'T BE SATISFIED WITH THIS DECISION!!!!

They never are.  It's a major part of their tradition of conquest.  Cordoba, Jerusalem, Constantinople, etc.  Take over an important shrine/site and build a new shrine there, in order to cement your presence and your right to be there. (In the interest of fairness, most conquerors do the same.)  It's just that when the conqueror is anyone but the Muslims, it's considered wrong.  When it's the Muslims.... well, just repeat the mantra:  "religion of peace, religion of peace".

Once again, the strategy seems to be working, and growing increasingly blatant. 

The Ground Zero Mosque sound familiar, anyone?

Here's a Fitting Metaphor

This one pretty much explains where global warming is at today. It's crashed and burned, because of internal flaws.

The only bad news is that we paid for the satellite. Of course, $280 million is nothing, compared to the seven or eight (or nine, or ten) trillion tax dollars the Messiah is gonna be pissing away in the next few years. So what the hell.

A Brave New World

So today marks the start of the New Era.  When oceans recede at the command of the Messiah.  Global Warming halts (it already has, since it was all a load of organic fertilizer, but no matter).  Islamic terrorism halts (wanna bet?) and so on.

Or, as somebody put it (it could be me, but I don't think so.  I just don't recall where I read it, but I suspect it was Ace) "Starting today, the world will run on rainbows and unicorn farts."

It's all better now.  Have no fear, the Messiah is here!

UPDATE:  In order to clarify things a bit, I should explain that, thanks to an exclusive GTW source in the Messiah's administration, I know that he is in the basement whipping up his magic potion now.  The potion is comprised of equal parts Rainbow Juice and Unicorn Farts.

World peace, an end to global warming, and the end to the financial crisis should be solved by the end of the week.