A Brave New World

So today marks the start of the New Era.  When oceans recede at the command of the Messiah.  Global Warming halts (it already has, since it was all a load of organic fertilizer, but no matter).  Islamic terrorism halts (wanna bet?) and so on.

Or, as somebody put it (it could be me, but I don't think so.  I just don't recall where I read it, but I suspect it was Ace) "Starting today, the world will run on rainbows and unicorn farts."

It's all better now.  Have no fear, the Messiah is here!

UPDATE:  In order to clarify things a bit, I should explain that, thanks to an exclusive GTW source in the Messiah's administration, I know that he is in the basement whipping up his magic potion now.  The potion is comprised of equal parts Rainbow Juice and Unicorn Farts.

World peace, an end to global warming, and the end to the financial crisis should be solved by the end of the week.

Change is coming!

Wow.  It looks like the Messiah is bringing real hope and change to Washington already.  Those poor bastards on Wall Street are taking a break from jumping out of windows to go down to D.C. and get a taste of Hopey-change.

Of course, they're all donating money to the Messiah's inauguration in order to do it.  It now appears that the banking industry has collectively ponied up  almost 4 Million bucks so these jackasses can attend the coronation of the Messiah.  More money than even the legal profession and Hollywood.

I'm shocked.  I thought that Wall Street was in the pocket of the Republicans (or vice versa), and that they didn't like his Obamaness.  Presumably the money they gave his campaign was to accomplish something important that would harm him, because they wanted so desperately for him to lose.

Ditto for the money they gave him while he was in the Senate.  The money that the media doesn't mention because it might sound a bit dicey if they inform us that, while the bankers were driving their own companies into the ground, they were donating piles of money to Democrats.  Goes against the Theme, you know.

What a bunch of hypocrites.  And the media is even worse.  They won't mention this, anymore than they mention the other bits of hypocrisy coming from His Worshipfullness.  But some of us will face the scorn of the Acolytes by pointing out that the investors going to rub shoulders with His Gloriousness might have reasons to do so.

About 700 billion reasons.  And counting.

Saving the economy

Well apparently, we're told, the Messiah and his minions are saving the economy already.  Obama junk is selling like the proverbial hotcakes, and helping keep the economy afloat.

By that logic then, I guess that all the pointless bumper stickers touting "Nothing accomplished" and "Bush lied, people died" kept the economy afloat during the Bush years.  So perhaps we should then credit Bush, because his fascistic policies kept these bumper sticker manufacturers afloat.  And thus, the economy kept functioning.

In that spirit, I call on all loyal readers (whoever you are) to do your part to keep the economy functioning.  Buy more stuff, and contribute more money to the government, so that the bankers can keep their huge bonuses!

Visit the Gun-Totin-Wacko store at Cafe Press today!  The economy depends on it!

A valid point

Just saw a quick little post by Mark Steyn.  He mentions a comment from one of his readers, who makes an excellent point: 

 "When Obama says he'll 'restore America's reputation' what it really means is that people who hate America will be delighted by his election.  Why so many Americans don't see it that way astounds me."

Amen, Brother.  Amen.

The day the earth changed?

Hopefully this is what it appears to be:  part of a growing trend of people beginning to notice what some of us have known for months (or years):  The Messiah is a complete and utter empty suit.

Of course, in fairness even one of my liberal friends thinks so (or did a few months ago.  Not sure anymore).  But he added a caveat:  When the messiah does say something concrete, and makes an actual point, beyond "hope and change", it tends to be scary.

I really think this guy is kind of a dumbass.  Some disagree that he's actually brilliant, but I don't see it.  He's a Chicago politician (in the worst sense of the word), and he's Black.  The former gets him elected, the latter guarantees a fawning audience everywhere liberals gather.

He's just a complete non-entity.  Worth nothing, does nothing, deserves nothing.  I hope he gets not just beaten, but destroyed in November.

A big old thanks to Ace for printing the image. And for posting the original article which I've linked to here. If you don't already read Ace, then get over there now!!!